Says that he was in Morrisons today and thought for a moment that he'd seen his ex missus. When this person turned to face him it turned out to be a bloke, not a woman. Me Dad said "Christ, I know this sounds weird mate, but you look just like my ex-missus, except without the beard obviously." The bloke said "but I haven't got a beard." Me Dad said, "No but she has." That's what he told me anyway, it's probably a load of old rubbish, you can't believe a word he says half the time. Still, that's probably due to the shell shock he picked up when he single handedly kicked the Argies out of Port Stanley. He could have been a professional footballer but for that.
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