Today is the 29th of Feb....the '366th' day in the year. Your salary is based on 365 days in the year therefore you are all working for nothing today. I on the other hand will spend the day lording it in my bean bag. You muppets. Pooh count: three, one of which I rolled in, just because I fancied it. Me Dad was less than amused to find it all over his hand just before he was about to eat his morning bacon butty mind, but hey, shit happens.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.