Feel a tiny bit sorry for Fred, so I'm going to send him one of my polished poohs on a plinth to see if that cheers him up. I'm sure that and his millions will ease the blow of losing his knighthood. There are too many Sirs around these days anyway, they dish them out to anybody. There are very few with a Nogger's dog polished pooh on a plinth. In fact I think Richard Branson, British Unfairways and Jonathan Toss are the only others that possess one so you're in exalted company there Freddie boy.
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