Saying that he's got a pain in his bowel. The doctor puts on his rubber gloves and starts probing around. "I can't feel anything," says the doctor. "Ah, aaaaah, a bit deeper!" says George. "No, still nothing," says the doctor. ""Ah, aaaaah, a bit deeper!" says George. "Still nothing," says the doctor. "Ah, oooooh, aaaaah, deeper, I think you've almost got it!" says George. "Just a moment ... yes ... I think I've got something ... it's a Ferrero Rocher ... how did that get in there?" asks the doctor. "No idea," says George "but you keep it, doctor. You've certainly earned it."
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.