The one day in the year that we aren't ashamed to be called a tosser. Although it's just another day like all the others if you're Ed Milliband. Pooh count: two, one of which did look a bit smug come to think of it. Apparently Ed's press office had 34 dog poohs sent to it through the post in 2011. What I want to know is who sent the other four?
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.