Wonga have taken over at Newcastle it seems in a £24 million four year sponsorship deal. Club shirts are £45 each up front, or alternatively 36 easily affordable monthly payments of just £258.44. A pint of Newcastle Ale in the club bar will now cost £3.00 before the match, £87.50 at half time and £427 after the game. I don't like the dirty thieving Magpies for reason's I can't really explain. All those moobs on display on the terraces in sub-zero temperatures in mid-January might have something to do with it. What are they trying to prove? That they're a real man? If they were a real many they wouldn't have tits would they? Toon Army my arse, Moob Army more like.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.