Will I be the only one who finds the BBC's coverage of in this year's "Children In Need" an even more gigantic pile of absolute wank than normal this year, given recent events involving BBC employees having a history of providing children with exactly what they don't need over a period of many years?
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.