Me Dad has just been on the blower from Dublin. He's gutted to be in the only hotel in town where the bar shuts at half past eleven. He only got there at half ten too! Tit head. He says he can't make his mind up if they've all been inhaling helium or are just talking funny to take the piss. To be sure. He says he was reassured though to discover that all the taxi drivers in Dublin are foreign too. Bejapers.
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