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Danny Welbeck

ls fucking rubbish and so is Ashley Young. Couldn't score in a bleedin brothel them two. And as for James Fucking Milner, well. Shit doesn't even come close. He MUST be Roy Hodgson's son, there's not other expanation for it. A massive bag of cock ends, that's what they are. Smalling. Fucking Smalling. He should change his name by deed poll to Bellend. Lescott? Shite. Montebastardnegro that was, not fucking bastard Brazil. Fuck them all.

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