ls fucking rubbish and so is Ashley Young. Couldn't score in a bleedin brothel them two. And as for James Fucking Milner, well. Shit doesn't even come close. He MUST be Roy Hodgson's son, there's not other expanation for it. A massive bag of cock ends, that's what they are. Smalling. Fucking Smalling. He should change his name by deed poll to Bellend. Lescott? Shite. Montebastardnegro that was, not fucking bastard Brazil. Fuck them all.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.