Said that his ex missus once asked him how many women he'd slept with to which he replied "Only you darling, I stayed awake with all the others as they were exciting in bed." To which she said told him to pack his bags and fuck off and that she hoped he'd die a slow and painful death. He said "make your fucking mind up, one minute you want me to leave and the next you want me to stay." I can't vouch for the truth of this story obviously, it's just what the lying fat get told me. I'm still not convinced that he ever did fly spitfires during the war or play right half for Everton either. Back to the tunnel...
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