...rang in work earlier and said he couldn't come in today because a little ginger kid from down the bottom of our street had been run over and killed by a hit and run driver this morning. Work said "oh that's terrible, did you know him well?" Me Dad said "nah, never met him before." So work said "well why can't you come in then?" Me Dad said "well the front of me car is completely stoved in." Woof.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.