...rang in work earlier and said he couldn't come in today because a little ginger kid from down the bottom of our street had been run over and killed by a hit and run driver this morning. Work said "oh that's terrible, did you know him well?" Me Dad said "nah, never met him before." So work said "well why can't you come in then?" Me Dad said "well the front of me car is completely stoved in." Woof.
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