Me Dad just dropped a full packet of tandoori chicken wings when he opened the fridge, the soft fat get. So what's a boy to do when presented with an opportunity like that? Eat the fucking lot as fast as possible that's what. Tandoori marinade all over me whiskers now, so I can enjoy a bit more of it later. They say that chicken bones are bad for dogs apparently, that's bollocks, we eat all sorts of shit, literally in my case. You've got to eat a tonne of shit before you die, they also say. That's bollocks as well, I eat a tonne of shit most days. Woof.
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