Me Dad says that giving it up requires dedication, hard work and depth of character. Which is presumably why he's never done it. He'd had a few last night that's for sure. Something to do with Everton beating Man Utd, whoever the fuck they are. I wouldn't know, football is a tarts game. Chasing tennis balls and rolling in Shit, they're the sports for me. And eating, obviously.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.