Is it just me or is it getting increasingly shit? It gets more and more like Blue Peter every week. "Hello, look at the lovely little fluffy bunny rabbits. Later John will be investigating cheese, whilst down on Adam's farm we're going to be making sheep out of pipe cleaners, putting a new sticky backed plastic roof on the barn and using some tin foil to make a pond for the ducks. But first the new gay bloke is going to talk to you about Morris Dancing, which is making a comeback after being almost extinct 20 years ago...." There's a reason it was almost extinct you twat, 'cos it's fucking shite that's why. And who are these wankers that have brought the stupid fucking thing back to life? They should have left it dying in the fucking gutter, with it's stupid twatting knotted hankies and it's fucking bells and daft hats. We should put them up against the fucking wall and shoot the bastard lot of them. That'd solve the fucking rural housing shortage over bastard fucking night. Do I make myself fucking clear, BBC?
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.