Do you watch it? Did you see the one with John Noakes and Peter Purves on the other day? Poor old Noakesy looked completely befuddled. Gazing around like he didn't have a clue where he was. Like one of the extras in the background in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest he was. Several pork pies short of a picnic that lad these days. Kept wandering off. PP had to keep dragging him back behind the podium to where he was supposed to stand, and then he'd wander off again. There was one round where they had to identify famous dogs, and it wouldn't have surprised me if they'd have had a picture of Shep on there and he wouldn't have even recognised that, the poor get. Still, he did better than that thick bent twat Christopher Biggins. His best shot at naming a country which included one of South, New, Islands, United and summat else I can't remember - eg. New Fucking Zealand, The United Bastard Fucking States etc, was fucking South Pacific! South Pacific - a fucking country! The sad old gay wanker. They want to throw him in the fucking South Pacific along with a 5,000 volt electric cable the thick fat get.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.