I often get asked about my favourite foods, and if I could pass on some of my culinary expertise onto you, my adoring public. So here goes, in the first of what I hope will be a regular series, is my Recipe D'Jour, something that you could maybe cook at home for your loved one this evening. Today we are going to start with a firm favourite of mine, Dog Shit Ravioli. Take about a pound of dog shit (avoid the white stuff it's too dry for this dish) and shallow fry it with some chopped shallots, garlic and fresh oregano. Roll out some ravioli pastry, quite thin. Make little parcelly things out of the pastry and dog shit. Place in a large pan of boiling water for 5 minutes. Garnish with truffle oil. Enjoy. Tomorrow: Dog Cack Au Vin. Woof
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