...a farmer's dog, a robber's dog and a banker's dog are walking past a butcher's shop, The banker's dog says "I know, I've got a really good idea, why don't we club together and see how much money we've got. If we've got enough, let's go in there and buy that piece of meat." The robber's dog says "Nah, bollocks to that, let's just go in there and steal that piece of meat." The farmer's dog says "no, why don't we just hang around outside the door, howling and whining, and maybe they'll give it to us?" Woof.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.