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Freddie Starr

His lawyer says that the CPS case against him dragged on for far too long and has damaged his client's health. It certainly hasn't damaged his fucking appetite though has it, have you seen the size of the twat? He's fuckin enormous. Our Freddie has been eating more than just hamsters by the looks of him. I reckon the police want to investigate if he's been eating kids, not abusing them. Woof.

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