His lawyer says that the CPS case against him dragged on for far too long and has damaged his client's health. It certainly hasn't damaged his fucking appetite though has it, have you seen the size of the twat? He's fuckin enormous. Our Freddie has been eating more than just hamsters by the looks of him. I reckon the police want to investigate if he's been eating kids, not abusing them. Woof.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.