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Argentina have put in an appeal against their World Cup defeat by Germany saying that as the tournament was in Brazil, to which they are geographically closer than Germany, then the trophy really belongs to them. Gareth Gates has had to cancel the opening gig of his comeback tour in Chester after the driver of the taxi he ordered took him to Chichester by mistake! The BBC are to make a one off special of Life On Mars in which Gene Hunt goes round arresting all the TV presenters of the 70's. Woof.

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