Why is it that it makes all the girls want to dress up like fucking Daisy Duke or Kylie? There's nothing more guaranteed to get me to chuck my breakfast up than some fat munter in tight shorts and a skimpy top. What's up with them? Have they no self respect? They usually either have milky white skin or are more burnt than Nicky Lauda's ears after 20 minutes in the fucking microwave. We saw one this morning who's arse was so large that she left a trail of slug-like slime all down the pavement in front of us. The dirty cow. Fat girls, NO! Stay indoors until winter for fuck's sake you ugly trolls.
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