Is it just me or is it shit? And why do they put so fucking much of it on the telly? It's on like all fucking day and all bastard night. Loads of people you've never heard of running around in the rain. Adopt Geordie accent here: "And here he is, the great Kippo Kipono, the giant 8 foot 9 Kenyan" and we're all going "Who? Who the fucking flying fuck is Kippo Kipono when he's a fucking home? If he was that fucking great then you'd have thought that at least one of us would have fucking heard of the twat wouldn't you?" And here's another thing. They reckon that being on the telly makes you look 10 pounds heavier don't they? So does Mo Farah even fucking exist? That's why he's not there, there's no such fucking person!
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.