Is it just me or is it shit? And why do they put so fucking much of it on the telly? It's on like all fucking day and all bastard night. Loads of people you've never heard of running around in the rain. Adopt Geordie accent here: "And here he is, the great Kippo Kipono, the giant 8 foot 9 Kenyan" and we're all going "Who? Who the fucking flying fuck is Kippo Kipono when he's a fucking home? If he was that fucking great then you'd have thought that at least one of us would have fucking heard of the twat wouldn't you?" And here's another thing. They reckon that being on the telly makes you look 10 pounds heavier don't they? So does Mo Farah even fucking exist? That's why he's not there, there's no such fucking person!
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