Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying fuck? If the sweaty socks want to be independent then let them fuck right off and be independent. We'll have our North Sea oil back, it's our oil, in our North Sea where WE found it, so we're fucking having it right? You can have Lulu back and keep your deep fried Mars bars and your wanky bank notes. That's fair. When they ring us up and say that they've changed their minds and this independence lark isn't all it was cracked up to be we'll just put the phone down on them, saying something polite like "I'm sorry, you're independent, now fucking do one sweaty or I'll call the police." Whilst we're at it can't we force the Welsh to be independent too?
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