The East of England Ambulance service have apologised for leaving a dead body outside their station in Ely next to some dustbins overnight, according to a report on the BBC website! Which reminds me of me Dad's story of how he got so fed up with his first wife that he drowned her, chopped her up into little pieces in the bath and put her into bin bags and left her out for the binmen to take. He was understandably a little bit nervous on "bin day" when there was a knock on the door. "I'm sorry mate we can't take one of your bags," the binman said. "Erm, why not?" asked me Dad, all coy like. "The arse is hanging out of it," came the reply. Do you ever wonder if he makes these stories up? I do. A talking binman FFS!
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.