What an embarrassing load of old shitty bollocks that was. I see that the retail sector are seemingly so fucking desperate for cash, "extended" Cack Friday to cover the entire weekend, and are now following that up with pissing Cyber Monday today! Have they no fucking shame at all? No is clearly the answer to that one. I'm surprised that we didn't have last Thursday off for ThanksfuckingGiving as well. What else can we import from the pissing states? We've already got Trick or Bastard Treat night, High School Proms and all that shite. I blame Hannah Montana and all the other bollocks that the kids watch on telly these days, the lazy fucking work-shy bastards. If they want to be American so fucking much they should try pissing off over there to live. They can't even spell properly any way, so fuck off over there where nobody will even notice. Cnuts!
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.