Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?
Yes I have, but what's my ethnic diversity got to do with it? Actually I'm half Herdwick so technically I'm an Off White sheep.
One for The Master ...
He's very strict like that Harvey Proctor bloke from Eton. They found him cavorting about in some fishnet tights, with 3 boy scouts and with an orange stuffed up his arse.
And One for The Dame ...
I say Dame actually she used to be a lad called Simon ! Then he disappeared off to Thailand and came back as Simone. It still looks like a bloke in a dress to me.
She's got a cock though - so, you have been warned.
And One for the Little Boy who skips down the lane ...
Young Tristram is just becoming aware of his bisexuality; and makes a lovely cappuccino. He lives in Nantwich with his pet, a kitten called Mitzi - bless.
Yes I have, but what's my ethnic diversity got to do with it? Actually I'm half Herdwick so technically I'm an Off White sheep.
One for The Master ...
He's very strict like that Harvey Proctor bloke from Eton. They found him cavorting about in some fishnet tights, with 3 boy scouts and with an orange stuffed up his arse.
And One for The Dame ...
I say Dame actually she used to be a lad called Simon ! Then he disappeared off to Thailand and came back as Simone. It still looks like a bloke in a dress to me.
She's got a cock though - so, you have been warned.
And One for the Little Boy who skips down the lane ...
Young Tristram is just becoming aware of his bisexuality; and makes a lovely cappuccino. He lives in Nantwich with his pet, a kitten called Mitzi - bless.