Head of diversity and colleague engagement

I'm delighted to announce that TOMMY KNOCKER has been promoted to head of diversity and colleague engagement at Nogger's Dog's Blog.

We're a broad church at Nogger's Dog's Blog - and seeing as the thicko has spent most of 2017 trying to knob me I reckon he's ideally placed to comment on Lesbian, Gay, Bi and Transgender issues. So, no matter if you're a Lesbian, a Rent Boy, or you can't decide if you're Arthur or Martha like THAT Lily Savage bloke.

Post away - you'll get a warm hand on your entrance - woof

Glasto

You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.

my Mum, your Dad

It's a new reality show FFS Endless permutations My Mum, your Dad My Mum, your Mum My Dad, your Dad My Mum, my Dad + your Dad My Mum, your Mum + your Dad Stay woof

it's bin day

I love a by election but only for the nutters who stand in them. I expected the Monster Raving Loony Party but there's a new kid on the block ... Count Binface. So i've been inspired to stand myself as his buddy, Count Benny of Thejets. Just like my inspiration Sir Elton, I'm still standing. My policies include:- Lowering taxes on dog food Campaigning for more poo bins Compulsory banning of cats Gotta go, I ate something 'dodgy' earlier in the park and I think I'm about to lose my deposit! Stay woof

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