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Wooferendum

My Uncle says this Brexit Bollocks is still rumbling on.

As long as it doesn't affect any of the following; then I couldn't give a monkeys.

(A) Imports of pigs ears ... or
(B) The number of hours I can legally spend lolling about on the dog bed ... or
(C) Tariffs on dog biscuits.


They do say foreigners may have to go back to where they came from, which makes me wonder where Tommy's from? He might be here illegally, or he could have overstayed his visa. He fuckin' overstayed his welcome as far as I'm concerned. Get the bastard out; and while we're at it let's get rid of some French Poodles; German Shepherds and Great Danes.

Woof!

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