I see Donald Trump told Boris Johnson to jump last week! Boris then wittily replied - "how high?"
It's about Sir Kim Darroch's candid assessment of the Trump administration. It was he said - quote - inept and dysfunctional.
I imagine the conversation between Trump and BoJo went something like this.
Boris, I don't like that guy Sir Tim. He's not doing me, I mean the UK any favors.
Crikey, I think you mean Sir Kim, don't you Donald?
Yeah that Sir Jim guy. Get ridda that bum. His numbers don't look great.
Crumbs you mean Sir Kim, not Sir Tim, nor Sir Jim. Whaddya - sorry what do you - want me to do?
I want you to jump big guy, I want you to jump when I say so, and dump that asshole.
Cripes I can do that. How high do you want me to jump Don?
It's a BIG number, a really BIG number, I'm thinking forxty.
Forxty?
Yeah, about that. It's somewhere between forty and sixty feet.
Right, crikey, crumbs, cripes, OK. I'll do it. But I wanna - sorry - want a trade deal.
See that girlfriend of yours, Laura Kuenssberg, she's kinda cute. She's part of the deal OK!
Blimey - I'll see what I can do. A forxty foot jump, plus Laura Kuenssberg to be phased in by Oct?
You got it fella. - remember your're playing with the big boys now. Nice hair by the way.
Woof !
It's about Sir Kim Darroch's candid assessment of the Trump administration. It was he said - quote - inept and dysfunctional.
I imagine the conversation between Trump and BoJo went something like this.
Boris, I don't like that guy Sir Tim. He's not doing me, I mean the UK any favors.
Crikey, I think you mean Sir Kim, don't you Donald?
Yeah that Sir Jim guy. Get ridda that bum. His numbers don't look great.
Crumbs you mean Sir Kim, not Sir Tim, nor Sir Jim. Whaddya - sorry what do you - want me to do?
I want you to jump big guy, I want you to jump when I say so, and dump that asshole.
Cripes I can do that. How high do you want me to jump Don?
It's a BIG number, a really BIG number, I'm thinking forxty.
Forxty?
Yeah, about that. It's somewhere between forty and sixty feet.
Right, crikey, crumbs, cripes, OK. I'll do it. But I wanna - sorry - want a trade deal.
See that girlfriend of yours, Laura Kuenssberg, she's kinda cute. She's part of the deal OK!
Blimey - I'll see what I can do. A forxty foot jump, plus Laura Kuenssberg to be phased in by Oct?
You got it fella. - remember your're playing with the big boys now. Nice hair by the way.
Woof !