Well after last week's unsurprising elimination of little Alfie Suggs, who shit himself during the Technical Round, there are still plenty of contestants left.
Here's little Bratella Johnson, she's a vegan, gluten intolerant, people intolerant and doesn't like being asked to do anything. She's going to fuckin' struggle in Pie Week then if she doesn't like meat or wheat.
What we need now are few more PC contestants, like Winston Cadogo who may just possibly be of Caribbean origin, Ali Snackbar and of course a few more unfortunate types. Shite TV.
Quick joke. What's the best thing to come out of Swindon? The M4 ! Woof