Fuck me, I see that midget gems are going to be rebranded as mini gems !
The classic sports car the err MG Midget will be called the MG Mini, not to be confused with the err mini Mini.
Midget submarines are now called micro submarines, and really small people will renamed as micro people.
"It's not big and it's not clever" to call small people midgets an academic complained.
Does it apply the other way? Is Northern Ireland's key attraction now known as the Really Large Causeway, or former wrestler Giant Haystacks called Very Tall Haystacks?
I bought a dwarf, oops small l, rose at the Ethnically Diverse Garden Centre the other week.
All I can say is FUCK OFF with your politically correct bollocks. I'll put that in LARGE PRINT. Or small print if you prefer.
stay woof!