Iceberg lettuce in blond wig outlasts Liz Truss

It's been that long since I posted on the Blog that we've had and then lost a new Prime Minister.

Bojo with all his pratfalls, was comedy gold. Liz Truss, I didn't even have time to stick the boot in ***

In Liz we Truss, let's look at her track record. Goes to meet the Queen; and two days later she dies. Comes up with a mini budget; and the pound tanks in value.

Erm ... There's a trend here.

Erm .. let's not forget Kamiwaze Kwarteng, banzai to the British economy.

Erm ... Let's not forget we've borrowed another 45 billion but that's Ok. I can find that down the back of the Downing Street sofa

Erm ... I'm a fighter not a quitter, except I quit today ..

*** She's gone thank fuck for that.

Stay woof

Glasto

You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.

my Mum, your Dad

It's a new reality show FFS Endless permutations My Mum, your Dad My Mum, your Mum My Dad, your Dad My Mum, my Dad + your Dad My Mum, your Mum + your Dad Stay woof

it's bin day

I love a by election but only for the nutters who stand in them. I expected the Monster Raving Loony Party but there's a new kid on the block ... Count Binface. So i've been inspired to stand myself as his buddy, Count Benny of Thejets. Just like my inspiration Sir Elton, I'm still standing. My policies include:- Lowering taxes on dog food Campaigning for more poo bins Compulsory banning of cats Gotta go, I ate something 'dodgy' earlier in the park and I think I'm about to lose my deposit! Stay woof

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