The Krankie has resigned och aye the noo, wee Nippy has gone.

I found these on sale at Aldi a few weeks ago. They weren't next to each other on the shelf, but then that's probably a good thing. Stay Woof in 2023 !

It's been that long since I posted on the Blog that we've had and then lost a new Prime Minister. Bojo with all his pratfalls, was comedy gold. Liz Truss, I didn't even have time to stick the boot in *** In Liz we Truss, let's look at her track record. Goes to meet the Queen; and two days later she dies. Comes up with a mini budget; and the pound tanks in value.  Erm ... There's a trend here. Erm .. let's not forget Kamiwaze Kwarteng, banzai to the British economy.  Erm ... Let's not forget we've borrowed another 45 billion but that's Ok. I can find that down the back of the Downing Street sofa Erm ... I'm a fighter not a quitter, except I quit today .. *** She's gone thank fuck for that. Stay woof

I see Peppa Pig has joined the ranks of politically correct bollocks. This news comes after a pressure group in the USA gathered more then 24,000 signatures to push a lesbian agenda. It's heart warming isn't it, when you consider the population of the USA is 339,000,000 million. So a pressure group that makes up just 0.006 percent of the population has won the day.  The tail is wagging the dog. Penny Polar Bear  draws two female Polar Bears in dresses before turning to Peppa and saying: “I’m Penny Polar Bear.  I live with my mummy and my other mummy. One mummy is a doctor and one mummy cooks spaghetti. I love spaghetti.” How does your mummy(s) feel about cucumbers? Well they usually buy 2, because you can always eat 1. How long before Peter Polar Bear says I live with my two daddys. Ones a bit theatrical and designs costumes. The other daddy is outrageously camp and loves ballet. Stay woof!

Mattel, the company that makes Barbie dolls, has released a range of more diverse dolls. For the first time, Barbie is seen with a hearing aid, a prosthetic limb and a wheelchair, while a Ken doll has the skin condition vitiligo. Ken also sports a blonde wig and he/she may be Ken/Kenette, he/she hasn't decided yet. Fuck right off with this bollocks.  Where are all the white Reggae singers? I checked and the top 10 reggae artists of all time are all black. No white guy from Guildford amongst 'em. Coming soon, bread line Barbie who can't pay her gas bill, Chav Barbie who lives off benefits. Dyslexic Abrabei who can't spell. Stay woof !

LGTBQIA2S+ is an acronym for  Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer and/or Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, Two-Spirit, and the countless affirmative ways in which people choose to self-identify . Silly me I thought it was the code for the WiFi. I'm a doggy who calls a spade a fuckin spade or DWCASAFS. Who can keep up with the woke nonsense, and what is Two-Spirit when it's a home? Stop the world I want to get off. Stay Woof