Had you ever heard of him? No, neither had I. For all this sudden outpouring of grief "one of the greatest actors of all time" etc, well excuse me, if he was that bleedin good then I thought I'd have probably heard of the fucker. His grandad, Dustin, yeah. Mrs Fuckin Doubtfire, Cream Cake Versus Cream Cake, know who he is, but never heard of this bloke. Tributes are flooding in on Twitter from the rich, semi famous and desperate by all accounts. Found brown bread on the bathroom floor apparently, Christ what a shit that must have been. I've done some smelly dumps in my time, but nothing that was ever potentially fatal. Respect.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.