That's it, Stalag 49 awaits. She is running around like a demented I don't know what, all my stuff is packed on the kitchen table. It's a weekend of hard rations for me whilst they frolic around having fun by the sea, the tight bastards. I can only hope and pray that there's an opportunity to "get jiggy" in the exercise yard or my weekend will be a truly dismal one. Pooh count 1, a very poor show.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.