They've whipped all my winter coat off and left me shivering like a bloody chihuahua, the tight bastards. All I got last night was "ah, isn't he lovely, just like a new born pup." Yes I am like a new born pup, bloody freezing. Kept firmly on my lead all the way round the Valley Gardens in a misty damp 3C this morning just to add insult to injury, so no rolling or terrier truffling opportunities either. If I had a gun I'd shoot myself. Pooh count: 0, yes zero, I'm saving it up for payback time.
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