I like to keep up with current affairs. Did you see that Yank boarding one of our planes sent to get our chaps and chapesses out of Libya. He said something like "I never thought I'd be so glad to see a British aeroplane" they cheeky bugger. I'd have thrown him back onto the Tripoli tarmac and left him there. Pooh count: just managed to squeeze a small one out. It's a struggle today.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.