It's only 9am and I'm already in the doghouse. Just because there are two puddles on the kitchen floor this morning they immediately jump to the wild conclusion that I am in some way responsible, the tight bastards. It's a good job (literally) that they haven't looked behind the settee yet is all I can say. I may have to have that for my mid morning snack later. Destroy the evidence so to speak. I really am treated like a bloody dog in this place.
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