Had a nice relaxing first full day "back at the ranch" as they say, lots of snoozing in the winter sunshine, barking at the odd passer-by, nothing to strenuous. Gutted to hear that the local corner petshop is closing down, another victim to the multi-national out of town superstores. Have you ever been to one on a Sunday? It's like all the cheapskate parents in the neighbourhood taking their kids to a free zoo. In there for bloody hours they are, dithering over whether to have an iguana or a house rabbit the size of a small deer, only to find that Mummy and Daddy have left their purse/wallet at home by "mistake" - the tight bastards.
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