I've got a cult following in Romania. I'm the Norman Wisdom of the canine world me. He was big in Albania for some unknown reason, and I'm correspondingly big over there for reasons that nobody can quite understand. Me Dad has a cult following him too, always behind us in the park he is, scruffy looking bloke, looks a bit like Richard Branston.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.