It was a rather chilly 1C when I took my morning stroll round the Valley Gardens this morning, I have to say that the new haircut does give me a certain sartorial eloquence that the ladies seem to find irresistible. Met Holly, a seven month old jail bait border/cairn terrier cross with curves in all the right places if you get my drift. Seven months, that's what in two-legged terms? Four. Christ, I really must get a grip. And another thing, is it just me or does Gadaffi bear a striking resemblance to ageing Middlesbrough rocker Chris Rea? The Libyan despot certainly wants wiring up to something, but I feel that the moon isn't it. Auberge. Pooh count: a bracing brace so far, although the day is yet young.
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