There's deffo something wrong with him, I think he may have oldtimers disease or summat. The news was on tonight right, and it's all about Japan, and he's going "blimey, look at the arse on that!" In the middle of a crisis, that's all he can think about. He's sick in the head. It was the same with Haiti last year, he's going "get yer head out of the way Mark Mardell, look at her baps!" Pooh count: six, a fair effort on the day.
