Not much to report today, took longer than normal to do the Telegraph crossword this morning as they took my pen off me for weeing in the kitchen again overnight. I could have held on a bit longer I suppose, but hey, I don't have to clean it up do I? Downloaded the latest Lady Gaga album onto my iPod, I'll listen to that later. Is it true that, you know, she used to be a bloke like? I can normally sniff out s shemale at 500 paces me. One of them took me unawares in the park last week, I was none too happy about that I can tell you. Pooh count: 7, and that's without even trying too hard. I am as they say: "on top of me game"
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.