Not much to report today, took longer than normal to do the Telegraph crossword this morning as they took my pen off me for weeing in the kitchen again overnight. I could have held on a bit longer I suppose, but hey, I don't have to clean it up do I? Downloaded the latest Lady Gaga album onto my iPod, I'll listen to that later. Is it true that, you know, she used to be a bloke like? I can normally sniff out s shemale at 500 paces me. One of them took me unawares in the park last week, I was none too happy about that I can tell you. Pooh count: 7, and that's without even trying too hard. I am as they say: "on top of me game"
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