Elizabeth Taylor has got divorced again today I see. Only this time it's from life, aged 79. I wonder if they'll bury her in an Adidas shoebox at the bottom of our garden too? It's getting a bit crowded down there, it'll be standing room only before long. Still there's no point getting all maudlin about it is there, so I'll tell you a joke: What's red and invisible?.....No tomatoes!!!!
