If they're not really sure if he's American, how confident are they that Michelle is actually a woman. I mean she's pretty big for a woman isn't she? She towered over the Queen like Usain Bolt getting introduced to Daphne off Eggheads the last time I saw them on the telly. And those kids, they're just too perfect to be real kids as well aren't they? It must be like a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers when they go to be at night I reckon. Pooh count: three, or four if you count the one behind the settee.
