If they're not really sure if he's American, how confident are they that Michelle is actually a woman. I mean she's pretty big for a woman isn't she? She towered over the Queen like Usain Bolt getting introduced to Daphne off Eggheads the last time I saw them on the telly. And those kids, they're just too perfect to be real kids as well aren't they? It must be like a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers when they go to be at night I reckon. Pooh count: three, or four if you count the one behind the settee.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.