Nice walk around the pinewoods yesterday morning, got let off my lead and immediately rolled in fox shit, or Allure by Emporio Armani as I like to call it. Locked out of the house until teatime for some reason, the classless bastards. No sign of Julia Bradbury on CountryFile last night, and I see that another one of the lady presenters is also "in foal". It must be the sight of all them farm animals bang at it that gets them going, I reckon. Watched Antiques Roadshow, barked at the ginger kid from over the road and bedded down for the night on the settee, I don't want my basket stinking of fox shit in the morning do I? Pooh count: 6, average.
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