Are you going? Apparently the last place up for grabs was a toss up between me and Victoria Beckham, and she just got the nod due to her husband's "services to industry". We all know what industry he's been supporting, and lets just say it's quite an old fashioned profession shall we? I mean, we've all got skeletons in our cupboard, it's just a little odd that he chooses to take his out in public with him isn't it? I think I'll watch it on Sky....
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.