They've revealed the route to be taken by the Olympic torch in 2012 today. It will start it's journey at Lands End, taking 70 days to reach London via Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland including taking in the Isle of Man, Guernsey, Jersey, Shetland, Orkney and the Isle of Lewis. I got that taxi once. The robbing bastards. Pooh count: a restrained two.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.