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Sepp Blatter

I wouldn't trust the guy as far as I could throw him. There he was on the news last night speaking pretty much perfect English, then fumbling to put his headphones on when being asked a question, in English, and pretending that he couldn't understand what was being said. He's as bent as an Arabs dagger that lad, you mark my words. "Crisis? What is a crisis? Football is not in a crisis...we are only in some difficulties and these difficulties will be solved." As soon as the brown envelope arrive eh Sepp? He's right about one thing though, there is no need for an enquiry into bungs for votes "allegations" as we all know that they are true. Qatar my arse, what are they having the World Cup there for, It's hardly a bastion of international football is it. There can only be one reason and that is that they paid more than everybody else.

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