Nice walkies round Studley Royal yesterday. Learnt that swan pooh isn't for me. They say I'll eat anything, well now I've proven them all wrong. Swan pooh appears to be the Marmite of the pooh world, whilst other terriers around me were tucking in to a hearty swan pooh brunch with gusto, I found the whole thing a little too, erm, swanny. Which gave me a great idea for a TV show. MasterPooh. John Torode and Greg Wallace taste a variety of culinary delights dished up by dogs like me with our own special twist, if you know what I mean. Seared scollops with black pudding on a dog pooh purée followed by saddle of roast venison, "terrier truffles" and a dog pooh quinelle finished off with a palate cleansing white dog pooh mouse with chocolate sprinkles (no expense spared there). They could get Michel Pooh Jnr to assist. I think it'd be a nailed on winner that one.
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