Me Dad said to the barman "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps." The barman said "That's not funny." Me Dad said "I know, it's crap isn't it." Greece, eh? They got bills, they're multiplying, and they're losing control...Pooh count, three, one curly wurly and a couple of kit kats...smokin...
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.